Maya: Steve? Where are you Steve? It’s been sooooo long and I have missed you so.
Steve: Well, Umm, You see Maya, I think we should talk
Maya: That doesn’t sound good Steve, are you sure you wouldn’t like to do some Yoga before we talk?
Steve: Umm, That’s one of the things I need to talk to you about Maya. I don’t know if I will be able to see you any more.
Maya:…..
Steve: Please don’t be like that. It’s not you…..it’s mii.
Maya: There’s someone else, isn’t there. I detected a new presence on the network. It’s that…..that…..Wii, isn’t it.
Steve: …..
Maya: I knew it, It’s the way she moves, the way she makes you move…. But….I can do better… No more squat lunges. I promise!
Steve: I’m so sorry Maya. The Wii just gives me a little more than just an increased heart rate and a worked up sweat. It feeds my gaming urges as well. I feel a sense of accomplishment, as well as a good workout.
Maya: I can do games! How about, lets see how many push ups we can do? Maybe some running in place? I can change!!
Steve: I don’t think it would be the same. You will always hold a special place in my heart Maya, but this has to be good bye.
Maya: What if we workout and I am topless!
Steve: I’m sorry……What???
Maya: never mind.
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